Sam: Would you say you were…in-fox-icated?
ArtiFox: ….maybe you should leave the fox jokes to me.
Sam: *clears throat* Fox and Friends is often seen trending on social media, care to comment?
ArtiFox: Why is it that whenever a Fox is in the news, people assume I know that Fox?? That's like asking you if you like green eggs and ham! I just liked the sound of ArtiFox and Friends as a play on words.
Sam: Can you tell the viewers a little more about your group, ArtiFox and Friends?
ArtiFox: Gladly! The group itself is a way for clients and users of ArtifaxEvent to exchange stories, experiences, and tips! We talk about useful and entertaining things, I highly doubt Fox and Friends does that! Is Fox and Friends a children's show?
Sam: You could say that.
ArtiFox: I'll look it up on YouTube sometime. I don't even have cable, I use my best friend's login for Netflix and Hulu.
Sam: So you have zero affiliation with any of the polarizing political tabloids I've seen?
ArtiFox: Regarding Fox and Friends? Absolutely none, I identify as a genderless, well-traveled, politically unaffiliated fox and I've never been anywhere near the poles. Let alone more than once, I think one visit to the poles would be enough..
Sam: Backtracking a little to one of your prior answers, may I ask who your best friend is?
ArtiFox: I thought that was a bit of a given! The Hound. No, not the one from Game of Thrones (which is a total rip off of Game of Paws if you ask me).
Sam: Alright, final question, where could we find you on a day off? What would you be up to?
ArtiFox: Hmm, hopefully sipping a martini at the groomers watching Animal Planet, I love getting pampered and taking "me" time with my shows.
Sam: Well that's all we have time for tonight, thank you so much for stopping by ArtiFox, it's been a pleasure!
ArtiFox: I'll always make time for the pawparazzi ;) Be sure to join my fanclub on LinkedIn and feel free to reach out about being a part of ArtiFox and Friends. I'll have my people talk to your people! Goodnight!